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“Introducing Final Cut Pro X”

• Apple: Here's Final Cut Pro X.
• Editors: This is an outrage. Where is EDL? Where is OMF?! What have you done with XML?!
• Apple: Shut up, nerds. Here it is. It's the future.
• Editors: So help me God, I will switch to Adobe Premiere.
• Apple: You do that.
• Editors: That's it. I'm switching now. I am NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH.
• Apple: Enjoy.
• Editors: Here I go. Adobe Premiere. Here I go.
• Apple: Steve Jobs!
• THE END